Here is what John Garrett pledges to do
before, during, and after his time with you:

In preparation, I will:

  • • Be available to discuss how I can customize my performance.
  • • Know what your organization does and why it does it.
  • • Partner with you to make sure your event is a success.
  • • Know the theme of your meeting and weave it into my presentation.
  • • Coordinate with the speakers bureau to assure your goals are met.
  • • Notify you in advance of my travel itinerary.

On site, I will:

  • • Notify you when I arrive on site and contact you immediately should any serious delays occur.
  • • Be accessible to you from the time I arrive until I leave.
  • • Be honest 100% of the time.
  • • Get plenty of sleep the night before my presentation.
  • • Be reasonable and considerate in my use of room charges and incidental expenses.
  • • Be in the meeting room for a sound check well before the time of my presentation.
  • • Coordinate with the set-up crew and other presenters to make sure my needs coordinate with everyone else.
  • • Stay out of the way until it is my turn to speak.
  • • Study your audience and the other speakers to call back to their messages where appropriate.
  • • Be dressed appropriately, always one step more formal or business-like than the audience.
  • • Provide an easy, brief introduction and be available to coach my introducer.
  • • Make suggestions to the crew as to how to maximize audience impact through creative use of lights, sound or staging.
  • • Be in the room, seated and visible to you well before my introduction begins.

During my presentation, I will:

  • • Deliver my presentation with energy and purpose.
  • • Never use off-color language or material.
  • • Stick to my time frame and adjust if needed.
  • • Interact constantly with the audience.
  • • Where appropriate, present well-researched, profound information.
  • • Create some genuinely hilarious moments that your audience won’t easily forget.
  • • Use appropriate slides and audio clips or video clips to enhance the look, feel and impact of my presentation.
  • • React maturely, good-naturedly and flexibly to any problems that arise. This includes: audio, visuals, lights, sounds, emergencies, etc.
  • • Never be rude to an audience member.
  • • Allow for questions and comments from the audience during my presentation.
  • • Summarize my points and give ways to remember my key points.
  • • Relate my points to your organization and people.
  • • Never turn my presentation into a sales pitch.
  • • Only offer my recordings if approved or requested in advance.

After my Presentation, I will:

  • • Stay around to briefly answer questions or hear comments.
  • • Check out and depart with minimal effort to you.
  • • Promptly fill any orders for my products.
  • • Sign up audience members for my email newsletter to continue both the laughter and the learning, if desired.
  • • Suggest strategies to continue the impact of my message during your follow-up.
  • • Never disclose any sensitive information about your organization.
  • • Be willing to accept personal phone calls or emails to follow up on the presentation from individual audience members or executives.
In summary
  • I will work hard to deliver an exceptional presentation in a highly professional manner.


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